According to "The Onion", after his promotion, he addressed a meeting of the press and some shareholders of the company and promised to focus primarily on printers, because that was "the one thing people will always need".
In real life, he is also on the board of Nike, but perhaps in a reflection of his personality, there is not much else quiz-worthy that this blog could dig up (except perhaps that he seems to resemble the English cricketer Bob Willis, also known for his dour blandness.)
Which in-the-news person?
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