Nov 15, 2011

Q.411

After a recent incident involving a high priestess of (unreal) pop culture, someone on Twitter challenged Salman Rushdie to make a tweet on the matter. The writer rose to the occasion, penning this:
The marriage of poor __ __ was krushed like a kar in a krashian./

Her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share?/

But __ fell klean outa fashian."

(Quote from the NY Post)

What was the incident, and fill in the dash-ian.

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