After a recent incident involving a high priestess of (unreal) pop culture, someone on Twitter challenged Salman Rushdie to make a tweet on the matter. The writer rose to the occasion, penning this:
The marriage of poor __ __ was krushed like a kar in a krashian./
Her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share?/
But __ fell klean outa fashian."
(Quote from the NY Post)
What was the incident, and fill in the dash-ian.
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The marriage of reality TV star Kim Kardashian and basketballer Kris Humphries ended just after a couple of months, leading eventually to this limerick by Rushdie.